How many times have you heard this line? You think I'm beautiful (along with the other 5 women in this room), great. You want to buy the entire Wendy's value menu for me? WONDERFUL! But when are you really gonna do what you say and take me out?
I've come across young boys (no matter their real age, they are young-minded) who think they will impress me by offering to take me out. I am far from high-maintenance. I just like a good time. But let me tell you something - I can get up in my ball shorts, tube socks, and a wife beater....get in my....drive to Wendy's and come back home and stuff my face without the stress of waiting on someone. Now, which do you think sounds better?
Some dudes will ask you to death to take you on a date and when you finally say yes, they take forever and then BLAME IT ON YOU! "Oh, I'm waitin on you ma..." No, buddy how about you're too busy juggling the 3 jumpoffs you have to even squeeze me in. No, thank you!
All I'm sayin is, if you're gonna offer to take me out, follow these 2 main rules:
1. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT think you are takin me home. (I am not worth a $12.99 meal at Applebee's. Matter of fact, you couldn't take me home on the first night if you placed a Bentley in my driveway.)
2. Don't offer to take me out if you aren't gonna do it. (Just say you want to get to know me and we'll be friends. I'm fine with making a new friend!)
Wow, I feel better. :-)
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